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Kerns Pineapple-Coconut Nectar
Tiki Rum recipe
A delicious recipe for Tiki Rum, with Kerns Pineapple-Coconut Nectar, mango, strawberries, ice and Malibu® mango rum. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 can Kerns Pineapple-Coconut Nectar
1 medium mango
4 - 6 strawberries
1 cup ice
1 cup Malibu® mango rum


Method:
Cut the mango into cubical pieces. Combine all ingredients, including the mango, in a blender. Blend well, and serve into pina colada glasses.
Serve:
Pina Colada Glass



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