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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

Quotes about Transport

He that can heroically endure adversity will bear prosperity with equal greatness of the soul; for the mind that cannot be dejected by the former is not likely to be transported without the latter. Henry Fielding

Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all the years you have lived. Helen Keller

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. web design nyc