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Alize Emerald recipeAlize® cognac
Courvoisier® cognac
Alize Emerald recipe
A delicious recipe for Alize Emerald, with Alize® cognac and Courvoisier® cognac. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz Alize® cognac
2 oz Courvoisier® cognac


Method:
Combine both ingredients in equal parts in an old-fashioned glass, and serve.
Serve:
Old-Fashioned Glass



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Jokes about Sport

Answer me this jokesWhy is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Blind jokesA blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

Easter jokesWhat is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!



Quotes about TV

Al BoliskaDo you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? Al Boliska

GallagherDon't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Gallagher

Ellen DeGeneresI gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv Ellen DeGeneres