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Alcoholic Jolly Rancher recipe
A delicious recipe for Alcoholic Jolly Rancher, with Everclear® alcohol, Blue Curacao liqueur and DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/3 oz Everclear® alcohol
1/3 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/3 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps


Method:
Pour the Everclear into a shot glass. Add blue curacao, and finish with DeKuyper watermelon pucker schnapps. Stir with a toothpick, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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