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Jokes about Sport

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

Quotes about Design

A really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success. Otto von Bismarck

Any ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or Sharon Salzberg

Delay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it. Miguel de Cervantes