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Jokes about Sport

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!

Quotes about Computer

A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. Clifford Stoll

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. web design nyc

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. Marcus Brigstocke