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Blueberry Martini recipe
A delicious recipe for Blueberry Martini, with Smirnoff® Cranberry Twist vodka, triple sec, blueberry juice and Sprite® soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz Smirnoff® Cranberry Twist vodka
2 oz triple sec
2 oz blueberry juice
1 dash Sprite® soda


Method:
Combine the Smirnoff blueberry vodka, triple sec and blueberry juice in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with Sprite, garnish with fresh blueberries, and serve.
Serve:
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Jokes about Sales

Salesmen jokesA salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said. "I've always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?" "Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."

Salesmen jokesHow do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

Salesmen jokesA salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."



Quotes about Internet

Clifford StollI sense an insatiable demand for connectivity. Maybe all these people have discovered important uses for the Internet. Perhaps some of them feel hungry for a community that our real neighborhoods don't deliver. At least a few must wonder what the big deal Clifford Stoll

Denise CarusoIt shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politici Denise Caruso

Penn JilletteMy favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. Penn Jillette