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Applegasm recipeOther Drinks
DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
Applegasm recipe
A delicious recipe for Applegasm, with DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps and apple juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
3 parts apple juice


Method:
Pour ingredients into a cup, apple schnapps first, and enjoy. It tastes like a Granny (green) apple or green apple jolly rancher. It can be made up per shot, per glass, or per party.
Serve:
Cup



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The best jokes

Jokes about Sales

Salesmen jokesA salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said. "I've always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?" "Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."

Salesmen jokesHow do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

Salesmen jokesA salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."



Quotes about Design

Otto von BismarckA really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success. Otto von Bismarck

Sharon SalzbergAny ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or Sharon Salzberg

Miguel de CervantesDelay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it. Miguel de Cervantes