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A delicious recipe for Asian Cum Shot, with Smirnoff® Watermelon Twist vodka and Sunny Delight® orange juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz Smirnoff® Watermelon Twist vodka
6 oz Sunny Delight® orange juice


Method:
Pour the Smirnoff Watermelon Twist vodka and Sunny Delight into a highball glass over a few ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Jokes about Run

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''

Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,"I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink." The guy swears and walks out of the bar. Five minutes later the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar, and yells for a beer. Again the bartender says,"I'm sorry, sir...but I can't serve you...you've already had too much to drink!" Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back door of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a beer. Again, the bartender says to the man..."I'm really sorry, sir, but you've had too much to drink...you're going to have to leave!" The guy looks quizzically at the bartender and says finally, "My God, man... How many bars do you work at?!!!"

Bath jokesDoctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine.



Quotes about Sport

Robin Green and Mitchell BurgessFor people to judge a man's worth and his very manhood according to the way he feels about sport, and not to recognize it for the piddly, inconsequential goings on that it really is... Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

William ShakespeareFor 'tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard... William Shakespeare

Henry FieldingHe that can heroically endure adversity will bear prosperity with equal greatness of the soul; for the mind that cannot be dejected by the former is not likely to be transported without the latter. Henry Fielding