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Absolute Suicide recipeShots & Shooters
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Absolute Suicide recipe
A delicious recipe for Absolute Suicide, with DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps, DeKuyper Island Blue Pucker and Absolut® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/4 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1/4 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps
1/4 oz DeKuyper Island Blue Pucker
1/4 oz Absolut® vodka


Method:
Chill each ingredient. Pour into a shot glass in equal parts, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Jokes about Radio

Biologist jokesTwo biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?" He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a full-grown grizzly bear." The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

Face jokesWhat happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Answer me this jokesIs it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?



Quotes about TV

Al BoliskaDo you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? Al Boliska

GallagherDon't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Gallagher

Ellen DeGeneresI gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv Ellen DeGeneres