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Jokes about Radio

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?" He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a full-grown grizzly bear." The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

Quotes about Sales

In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman. David M. Ogilvy

No computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work. Clifford Stoll

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen