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Absolute Monster recipe
A delicious recipe for Absolute Monster, with Absolut® vanilla vodka, Monster® energy drink and ice cubes. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Absolut® vanilla vodka
4 oz Monster® energy drink
4 oz ice cubes


Method:
Combine the Absolut vanilla vodka, Monster energy drink and ice cubes in a blender. Blend until slushy, pour into a highball glass, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Biologist jokesTwo biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?" He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a full-grown grizzly bear." The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

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Answer me this jokesIs it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?



Quotes about Office

Jonathan SwiftAmbition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift

David BroderAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder

William ShakespeareFriendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent. William Shakespeare