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Bart Simpson #2 recipeShots & Shooters
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Bart Simpson #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bart Simpson #2, with Malibu® coconut rum, Midori® melon liqueur and Smirnoff® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 oz Smirnoff® vodka


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well, strain into shot glasses, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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