Punches 1 bottle Smirnoff® Raspberry Twist vodka
1 bottle Captain Morgan® Parrot Bay coconut rum
1 bottle peach schnapps
3 bottles fruit juice
1 whole cantaloupe melon
1 pint ripe, sliced strawberries
3 - 6 ripe, sliced bananas
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Two biologists are in the field following the
tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear
crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up
the
nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after
them. The
first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking
boots and pulls
a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack.
The second biologist
gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the
world are you doing?"
He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close
to us, we'll jump down
and make a run for it."
The second
guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a
full-grown grizzly bear."
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun
the bear, I only have to
outrun you!"
What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for
radio.
Is it ok to use my AM radio after
NOON?
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." Terry Pratchett
[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake. Lord Byron
A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past. Eric Hoffer