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Bloody Murder recipe
A delicious recipe for Bloody Murder, with cayenne pepper, Smirnoff® vodka and tomato juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 tbsp cayenne pepper
2 oz 100 proof Smirnoff® vodka
3 oz tomato juice


Method:
Mix the cayenne pepper in a small amount of vodka until dissolved. Add the remainder of vodka and mix again. Add tomato juice. Slice a habenero pepper and use to mix drink; place as garnish.
Serve:
Collins Glass



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Jokes about Phone

Apple jokesThe desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"

Biologist jokesA boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."

Blonde jokesA blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," re plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"



Quotes about Computer

Clifford StollA box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. Clifford Stoll

UnknownAll programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. web design nyc

Marcus BrigstockeComputer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. Marcus Brigstocke