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Bend Me Over #2 recipeShots & Shooters
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Bend Me Over #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bend Me Over #2, with Crown Royal® Canadian whisky, amaretto almond liqueur, sweet and sour mix and 7-Up® soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 splash 7-Up® soda


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Strain into an old-fashioned glass or large shot glass, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Jokes about Pet

Blonde jokesA young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee!"

Brother and sister jokesPeter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

Car and train jokesA man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?" And the attendant responds"Sorry, but no oil either." The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?" The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front." The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres !"



Quotes about Law

Aleister Crowley"Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law. Aleister Crowley

Benjamin FranklinA countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. Benjamin Franklin

Chinese ProverbA diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections. Chinese Proverb