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Blueberry Martini recipe
A delicious recipe for Blueberry Martini, with Smirnoff® Cranberry Twist vodka, triple sec, blueberry juice and Sprite® soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz Smirnoff® Cranberry Twist vodka
2 oz triple sec
2 oz blueberry juice
1 dash Sprite® soda


Method:
Combine the Smirnoff blueberry vodka, triple sec and blueberry juice in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with Sprite, garnish with fresh blueberries, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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Blonde jokesA young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee!"

Brother and sister jokesPeter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !

Car and train jokesA man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?" And the attendant responds"Sorry, but no oil either." The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?" The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front." The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres !"



Quotes about Furniture

Henry Ward BeecherBooks are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house. Henry Ward Beecher

Jacquelyn MitchardCats regard people as warmblooded furniture. Jacquelyn Mitchard

Pamela AndersonMy ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy. Pamela Anderson