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Apple Spritzer recipeNon-Alcoholic
apple juice
Apple Spritzer recipe
A delicious recipe for Apple Spritzer, with apple juice and soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz 100% apple juice
4 oz soda


Method:
Pour the apple juice into the old-fashioned glass filled previously with 3 to 5 ice cubes and add the soda. Stir before you serve. You can mix the juice and the soda in the fifty-fifty percent relation too, but it is faster energy-delivering and even healthier my way.
Serve:
Old-Fashioned Glass



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Jokes about Office

Funny jokes - 50 best jokesThe officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

Accountant jokesA patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

Blonde jokesA blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," re plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"



Quotes about Writing

Samuel McChord CrothersA prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose. Samuel McChord Crothers

Thomas MannA writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. Thomas Mann

Thomas MannA writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. Thomas Mann