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Bin Laden #2 recipeShots & Shooters
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Bin Laden #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bin Laden #2, with absinthe herbal liqueur, Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps and Jagermeister® herbal liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/3 oz absinthe herbal liqueur
1/3 oz Aftershock® Hot & Cool cinnamon schnapps
1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Jokes about Office

Funny jokes - 50 best jokesThe officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

Accountant jokesA patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

Blonde jokesA blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," re plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"



Quotes about Phone

Rodney DangerfieldA girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield

Karen Elizabeth GordonAll phone calls are obscene. Karen Elizabeth Gordon

Lenny BruceCommunism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce