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Beetle Juice recipeCocktails
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Beetle Juice recipe
A delicious recipe for Beetle Juice, with gin, sweet vermouth, sweet and sour mix, Sprite® soda and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz gin
2 oz sweet vermouth
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz Sprite® soda
2 oz cranberry juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker over ice. Close the shaker and shake briskly two or three times. Strain into a large (9-oz) martini or cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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Jokes about Office

Funny jokes - 50 best jokesThe officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

Accountant jokesA patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

Blonde jokesA blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," re plies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"



Quotes about Money

Mark Twain[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weaponlaughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecutionthese can lift at a colossal humbugpush it a littleweaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atom Mark Twain

Bob HopeA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope

Senator Everett DirksenA billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Senator Everett Dirksen