Cocktails 1 oz gold rum
1 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
sweetened guava juice
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Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
Why do
accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten
again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early
and they
went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park
- the Death
Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a
go on every ride
there was.
She staggered out of the theme
park five hours later, her head reeling
and her stomach
turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At
last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into
bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being
ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey,
I meant dress
size!"
A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know. Diane Arbus
Call me a troglodyte; I'd rather peruse those photos alongside my sweetheart, catch the newspaper on the way to work, and page thorough a real book. Clifford Stoll
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. Mahatma Gandhi