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Jokes about Love

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"

Quotes about Design

A really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success. Otto von Bismarck

Any ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or Sharon Salzberg

Delay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it. Miguel de Cervantes