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Apple 151 recipe
A delicious recipe for Apple 151, with apple juice and Bacardi® 151 rum. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
2 oz apple juice
1 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
Method:
Stir ingredients together in a mug with ice, and serve.
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Jokes about Love
Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!Why do
accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten
again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early
and they
went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park
- the Death
Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a
go on every ride
there was.
She staggered out of the theme
park five hours later, her head reeling
and her stomach
turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At
last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into
bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being
ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey,
I meant dress
size!"Quotes about Book
A book burrows into your life in a very profound way because the experience of reading is not passive. Erica JongA book holds a house of gold. Chinese ProverbA book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counselor, a multitude of counselors. Charles Baudelaire
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