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Beetle Juice recipeCocktails
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Beetle Juice recipe
A delicious recipe for Beetle Juice, with gin, sweet vermouth, sweet and sour mix, Sprite® soda and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz gin
2 oz sweet vermouth
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz Sprite® soda
2 oz cranberry juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker over ice. Close the shaker and shake briskly two or three times. Strain into a large (9-oz) martini or cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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Jokes about Law

Answer me this jokesWhat will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

Children jokesA little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said, "I was being the ring bear."

College jokesHow do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.



Quotes about Writing

Samuel McChord CrothersA prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose. Samuel McChord Crothers

Thomas MannA writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. Thomas Mann

Thomas MannA writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. Thomas Mann