Cocktails 1/2 oz light rum
1/2 oz dark rum
1/2 oz spiced rum
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
5 oz pineapple juice
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What will fall on the lawn first? An
autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
A little boy walked down the
aisle at a
wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two
steps,
then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's
side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his
hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step,
step,
ROAR-all the way down the aisle.
As you can imagine, the
crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by
the time he reached the
pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more
distressed from all
the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he
reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back
his tears and
said, "I was being the ring bear."
How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.
A hundred years ago, the electric telegraph made possible - indeed, inevitable - the United States of America. The communications satellite will make equally inevitable a United Nations of Earth; let us hope that the transition period will not be equally Arthur C. Clarke
A lot of the things we've done have been common sense. You do what makes sense to you and make moves that you are comfortable making. Everything is having fun in mind. Jeffrey Kalmikoff
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain