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Alligator Sperm recipe
A delicious recipe for Alligator Sperm, with Midori® melon liqueur, pineapple juice and cream. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 tsp cream


Method:
Pour equal parts of Midori melon liqueur and pineapple juice into a shot glass. Top off with a touch of cream, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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