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Berryessa Blast recipe
A delicious recipe for Berryessa Blast, with gold rum, Southern Comfort® peach liqueur and guava juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz gold rum
1 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
sweetened guava juice


Method:
Pour the gold rum and Southern Comfort into an old-fashioned glass half-filled with ice cubes. Add guava juice to taste, and serve.
Serve:
Pina Colada Glass



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Jokes about Law

Answer me this jokesWhat will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

Children jokesA little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said, "I was being the ring bear."

College jokesHow do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.



Quotes about News

Henry FieldingA newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding

Thomas JeffersonAdvertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson

H. L. MenckenAll successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. H. L. Mencken