Cocktails 1 oz Godiva® chocolate liqueur
1 oz Godiva® white chocolate liqueur
1 oz heavy cream
1 oz UV® cherry vodka
1 oz Smirnoff® Vanilla Twist vodka
2 scoops chocolate ice cream
13 ice cubes
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What will fall on the lawn first? An
autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
A little boy walked down the
aisle at a
wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two
steps,
then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's
side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his
hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step,
step,
ROAR-all the way down the aisle.
As you can imagine, the
crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by
the time he reached the
pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more
distressed from all
the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he
reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back
his tears and
said, "I was being the ring bear."
How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.
[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weaponlaughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecutionthese can lift at a colossal humbugpush it a littleweaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atom Mark Twain
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Senator Everett Dirksen