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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said, "I was being the ring bear."

How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

Quotes about Book

A book burrows into your life in a very profound way because the experience of reading is not passive. Erica Jong

A book holds a house of gold. Chinese Proverb

A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counselor, a multitude of counselors. Charles Baudelaire