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Kerns Pineapple-Coconut Nectar
Tiki Rum recipe
A delicious recipe for Tiki Rum, with Kerns Pineapple-Coconut Nectar, mango, strawberries, ice and Malibu® mango rum. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 can Kerns Pineapple-Coconut Nectar
1 medium mango
4 - 6 strawberries
1 cup ice
1 cup Malibu® mango rum


Method:
Cut the mango into cubical pieces. Combine all ingredients, including the mango, in a blender. Blend well, and serve into pina colada glasses.
Serve:
Pina Colada Glass



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Jokes about Job

Business jokesSeveral weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held." "Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

Criminal jokesSeveral years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the community.... and he always reported back to prison before Sunday night was over. The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his wife. So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for him. But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter fitting is what got me into prison in the first place".

Face jokesWhat happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.



Quotes about Design

Otto von BismarckA really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success. Otto von Bismarck

Sharon SalzbergAny ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or Sharon Salzberg

Miguel de CervantesDelay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it. Miguel de Cervantes