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Blue Downy recipe
A delicious recipe for Blue Downy, with light rum, Blue Curacao liqueur, coconut milk and pineapple juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz light rum
1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 1/2 oz coconut milk
1 1/2 oz pineapple juice


Method:
Pour the light rum, blue curacao, coconut milk and pineapple juice into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Shake or stir well. Garnish with a pineapple chunk and a maraschino cherry, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Quotes about Education

George Bernard ShawA fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. George Bernard Shaw

Dr. Smiley BlantonA sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education. Dr. Smiley Blanton

Evan EsarAmerica believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. Evan Esar