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Black Gold #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Black Gold #2, with Opal Nera® black sambuca and Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 oz Opal Nera® black sambuca
1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps


Method:
Combine equal amounts of Opal Nera black sambuca and Goldschlager in a shot glass, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Clifford StollA box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. Clifford Stoll

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Marcus BrigstockeComputer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music. Marcus Brigstocke