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Beetle Juice recipeCocktails
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Beetle Juice recipe
A delicious recipe for Beetle Juice, with gin, sweet vermouth, sweet and sour mix, Sprite® soda and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz gin
2 oz sweet vermouth
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz Sprite® soda
2 oz cranberry juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker over ice. Close the shaker and shake briskly two or three times. Strain into a large (9-oz) martini or cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass



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Jokes about Film

Aviation jokesEver wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content, it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board.

Dirty jokesAn old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW...but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"

King Kong jokesWhat do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!



Quotes about Run

G. K. Chesterton"My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." G. K. Chesterton

Eric SloaneA few days ago I walked along the edge of the lake and was treated to the crunch and rustle of leaves with each step I made. The acoustics of this season are different and all sounds, no matter how hushed, are as crisp as autumn air. Eric Sloane

Cuban ProverbA lie runs until it is overtaken by the truth. Cuban Proverb