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Bend Me Over #2 recipeShots & Shooters
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Bend Me Over #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Bend Me Over #2, with Crown Royal® Canadian whisky, amaretto almond liqueur, sweet and sour mix and 7-Up® soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 splash 7-Up® soda


Method:
Stir ingredients together in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Strain into an old-fashioned glass or large shot glass, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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