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Apple Jell-o Shots recipeShots & Shooters
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Apple Jell-o Shots recipe
A delicious recipe for Apple Jell-o Shots, with DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, Sour Apple Jello and water. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

16 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 package Sour Apple Jello
16 oz boiling water


Method:
Mix the boiling water with the single package of sour apple jell-o. Stir for 2 minutes until all dissolved. Add 2 cups of DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, and mix well. Pour into small cups with lids and let set overnight. Serve, preferably at parties.
Serve:
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Jokes about Education

Business jokesDid you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"

Business jokesAn investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Mayberry, are you an honest lawyer?" "Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case." "Impressive. And what sort of case was that?" asked the investment counselor. The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

Business jokesKowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?" "Twenty-two," Kowalski replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn't get the job. About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious. The next day, Kowalski went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."



Quotes about TV

Al BoliskaDo you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? Al Boliska

GallagherDon't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Gallagher

Ellen DeGeneresI gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv Ellen DeGeneres