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Bloody Monkey recipe
A delicious recipe for Bloody Monkey, with grenadine syrup, DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, vodka, ginger ale and 7-Up® soda. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 oz vodka
1 dash ginger ale
8 oz 7-Up® soda


Method:
Half-fill a highball glass with ice. Pour the grenadine around the inside of the glass and on top of the ice to give that bloody look to it. Next, add the vodka (more if you prefer), then the sour apple pucker. Add the ginger ale, and then fill with 7-up. Garnish as desired, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Jokes about Education

Business jokesDid you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"

Business jokesAn investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Mayberry, are you an honest lawyer?" "Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case." "Impressive. And what sort of case was that?" asked the investment counselor. The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

Business jokesKowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?" "Twenty-two," Kowalski replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he should have taken it to the interview!) and realized he wouldn't get the job. About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but was still very curious. The next day, Kowalski went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."



Quotes about Photo

Diane ArbusA photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know. Diane Arbus

Clifford StollCall me a troglodyte; I'd rather peruse those photos alongside my sweetheart, catch the newspaper on the way to work, and page thorough a real book. Clifford Stoll

Mahatma GandhiI believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. Mahatma Gandhi