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Apricot Kiss recipe
A delicious recipe for Apricot Kiss, with apricot brandy, Scotch whisky and sweet vermouth. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz apricot brandy
1 oz Scotch whisky
1/2 oz sweet vermouth


Method:
Pour the apricot brandy, Scotch whisky and sweet vermouth into an ice-filled old-fashioned glass. Stir gently and serve.
Serve:
Old-Fashioned Glass



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