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Absolute Monster recipe
A delicious recipe for Absolute Monster, with Absolut® vanilla vodka, Monster® energy drink and ice cubes. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Absolut® vanilla vodka
4 oz Monster® energy drink
4 oz ice cubes


Method:
Combine the Absolut vanilla vodka, Monster energy drink and ice cubes in a blender. Blend until slushy, pour into a highball glass, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Computer jokesHow many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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Ellen DeGeneresI gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv Ellen DeGeneres