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Kerns Pineapple-Coconut Nectar
Tiki Rum recipe
A delicious recipe for Tiki Rum, with Kerns Pineapple-Coconut Nectar, mango, strawberries, ice and Malibu® mango rum. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 can Kerns Pineapple-Coconut Nectar
1 medium mango
4 - 6 strawberries
1 cup ice
1 cup Malibu® mango rum


Method:
Cut the mango into cubical pieces. Combine all ingredients, including the mango, in a blender. Blend well, and serve into pina colada glasses.
Serve:
Pina Colada Glass



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Jokes about Design

Computer jokesQ: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

Computer jokesHow many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

Aviation jokesFlight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water". "Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asks a little old lady, terrified. "Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs". "And if I do this, the sharks won't eat me any more?" asks the little lady. "Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much".



Quotes about Office

Jonathan SwiftAmbition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift

David BroderAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder

William ShakespeareFriendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent. William Shakespeare