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Barber Chair Shot recipeShots & Shooters
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Barber Chair Shot recipe
A delicious recipe for Barber Chair Shot, with Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila and strawberry margarita mix. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila
1 oz strawberry margarita mix


Method:
Pour equal amounts of tequila and margarita mix into separate shot glasses. Lay person back in barber shop chair. Lay towl on chest of that person. Someone is to stand behind that person and pour the shots in to that persons mouth. They close and swish to blend and drink.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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