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Bahama Mama Sunrise recipe
A delicious recipe for Bahama Mama Sunrise, with dark rum, spiced rum, orange juice, pineapple juice and grenadine syrup. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz dark rum
1 oz spiced rum
4 oz orange juice
2 oz pineapple juice
1/2 oz grenadine syrup


Method:
Serve over ice in a tall glass.
Serve:
Collins Glass



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Jokes about Design

Computer jokesQ: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

Computer jokesHow many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

Aviation jokesFlight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water". "Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asks a little old lady, terrified. "Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs". "And if I do this, the sharks won't eat me any more?" asks the little lady. "Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much".



Quotes about Money

Mark Twain[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weaponlaughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecutionthese can lift at a colossal humbugpush it a littleweaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atom Mark Twain

Bob HopeA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope

Senator Everett DirksenA billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money. Senator Everett Dirksen