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A delicious recipe for Asian Cum Shot, with Smirnoff® Watermelon Twist vodka and Sunny Delight® orange juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

3 oz Smirnoff® Watermelon Twist vodka
6 oz Sunny Delight® orange juice


Method:
Pour the Smirnoff Watermelon Twist vodka and Sunny Delight into a highball glass over a few ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass



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Jokes about Design

Computer jokesQ: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

Computer jokesHow many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

Aviation jokesFlight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water". "Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asks a little old lady, terrified. "Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs". "And if I do this, the sharks won't eat me any more?" asks the little lady. "Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much".



Quotes about Event

Terry Pratchett"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." Terry Pratchett

Lord Byron[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake. Lord Byron

Eric HofferA preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past. Eric Hoffer