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Alcoholic Jolly Rancher recipe
A delicious recipe for Alcoholic Jolly Rancher, with Everclear® alcohol, Blue Curacao liqueur and DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/3 oz Everclear® alcohol
1/3 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/3 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps


Method:
Pour the Everclear into a shot glass. Add blue curacao, and finish with DeKuyper watermelon pucker schnapps. Stir with a toothpick, and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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Jokes about Design

Computer jokesQ: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

Computer jokesHow many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

Aviation jokesFlight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water". "Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asks a little old lady, terrified. "Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs". "And if I do this, the sharks won't eat me any more?" asks the little lady. "Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much".



Quotes about Computer

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