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Apple Fucker recipeShots & Shooters
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Apple Fucker recipe
A delicious recipe for Apple Fucker, with DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps and Absolut® vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1/2 oz Absolut® vodka


Method:
Pour the Absolut vodka and DeKuyper Apple Pucker into a shot glass in equal parts, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass



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