Cocktails 3 oz Amaretto Di Amore® liqueur
2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Bacardi® white rum
3 - 6 oz orange juice
3 - 6 oz pineapple juice
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? Al Boliska
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. Gallagher
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv Ellen DeGeneres