Cocktails 1 1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
5 - 6 Mountain Dew® Pitch Black soda
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple. Chuck Sigars
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. Terry Pratchett
And the grasshopper shall be a burden. Bible