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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield
All phone calls are obscene. Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce