Cocktails 1 1/2 oz Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
3 oz orange juice
1 splash grenadine syrup
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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw
A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper. Barry Neil Kaufman