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Asian Cum Shot recipe
A delicious recipe for Asian Cum Shot, with Smirnoff® Watermelon Twist vodka and Sunny Delight® orange juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:
3 oz Smirnoff® Watermelon Twist vodka
6 oz Sunny Delight® orange juice
Method:
Pour the Smirnoff Watermelon Twist vodka and Sunny Delight into a highball glass over a few ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass
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Jokes about Computer
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.Quotes about Office
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan SwiftAnybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David BroderFriendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William ShakespeareNames of the day
AUGUSTUS - Revered, Exalted Origin: LatinAULANI - King\'s Messenger Origin: HawaiianAULII - Delicious Origin: HawaiianFunny fact about Radio
On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity.Radio code Wilco (as in Roger Wilco) is short for Will Comply!The first song played on Virgin Radio was Born to be wild by INXS!
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