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This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. Jonathan Swift
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. David Broder
Friendship is constant in all other things
Save in the office and affairs of love:
Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues;
Let every eye negotiate for itself
And trust no agent. William Shakespeare
AUGUSTUS - Revered, Exalted Origin: Latin
AULANI - King\'s Messenger Origin: Hawaiian
AULII - Delicious Origin: Hawaiian
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.
Motorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08!